Toilet Humour: Why you shouldn’t pity the woman who threw poo out the window on date

My Movie(s) 2016: "Imagine, Dream, Believe"

‘Woman wan troway poo-poo’

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11918007

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11919427

from

https://www.facebook.com/craig.lock.31

and

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=tinder+poo+nz+herald&rlz=1C1CHBD_enNZ698NZ698&oq=tinder+poo+nz+herald&aqs=chrome..69i57.17449j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Wonder whether she got another date  with Liam?

Time to make that movie now, “worst selling” author writer” c

PPS

“Life is far too important (a subject) to be taken too seriously.”

from www.craigsquotes.wordpress..com

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“Worst-selling” author (writer)

JOHN'S PIX: Pictures (great) by my old friend John ("Jet")

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The “worst-selling” author (writer)

“Who wants to be ‘normal’ * anyway!”

* what’s that!

“I want to write good, eh!”

“Sharing, supporting, informing,  enlightening, “entertaining”(??), encouraging, empowering, enriching, igniting, uplifting (and perhaps even) inspiring”

enough there for now, c!

The various books* that Craig “felt inspired to write” are available at

ebooks (digital books)

http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B005GGMAW4

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=la_B005GGMAW4_sr?rh=i%3Abooks&field-author=Craig+Lock

Paperbacks (see https://goldendawnpublishing.wordpress.com/2016/12/20/paperback-writer/ and  https://wanttowriteabook.wordpress.com/2013/06/07/paperback-writer-the-beatles/

https://www.createspace.com/pub/simplesitesearch.search.do?sitesearch_query=%22craig+lock%22&sitesearch_type=STORE

https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Lock/e/B005GGMAW4/ref=pe_584750_33951330_sr_tc_2_0?qid=1476388259&sr=1-2-ent

http://www.creativekiwis.com/index.php/books

and http://goo.gl/vTpjk

All proceeds go to needy and underprivileged children –

MINE! (wonder why is that!)

“When the writer is no more , the value of your purchase will soar! “

“Together, one mind, one life (one small step at a time), let’s see how many people (and lives) we can encourage, impact, empower, enrich, uplift and perhaps even inspire to reach their fullest potentials…and strive for and perhaps one sunny day even achieve their wildest dreams.”

dawn best

Pictures (above great) by my old friend…

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Suspicious Minds (Elvis Presley)

My Movie(s) 2016: "Imagine, Dream, Believe"

I wonder which of my various blogs best fits this song?

https://craigsblogs.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/craigs-list-of-blogs-updated-sept-2011/

YOU choose!

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pictures from http://www.onetaleoftwocities.wordpress.com

and

http://www.lifeisgodsnovel.wordpress.com

PS

“Life is God’s novel; so let Ultimate Source write it, as it unfolds…”

– me (as inspired by the words of Isaac Bashevis Singer)

from www.craigsquotes.wordpresscom

and www.lifeisgodsnovel.wordpress.com

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So perhaps it’s now time to start writing that “soppy” Mills and Boon type romantic novel, now, craig. At least try to!

No, PLEASE put me down, if I ever do that!

https://craigsbooks.wordpress.com/2015/10/08/the-power-of-love-by-jennifer-rush/

from

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=craig+lock+time+to+write+that+mills+and+boon&rlz=1C1CHBD_enNZ698NZ698&oq=craig+lock+time+to+write+that+mills+and+boon&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i64l3.25551j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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I have a Dream (by Abba)

My Movie(s) 2016: "Imagine, Dream, Believe"

just testing

enjoy

“Don’t spend your days stringing and tuning your instrument; start making and playing your unique tunes of music right now.”

from
https://craigsquotes.wordpress.com/2017/08/26/dont-spend-your-days-stringing-and-tuning-your-instrument-start-making-and-playing-your-unique-tunes-of-music-right-now/

I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I’ll cross the stream, I have a dream
I have a dream, a fantasy
To help me through reality
And my destination makes it worth the while
Pushing through the darkness still another mile
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I’ll cross the stream, I have a dream
I’ll cross the stream, I…

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“I don’t want to live a balanced life, I just want to write.”

I constantly get asked who beat ” The World’s 3rd Worst Photographer to 1st and 2nd place ?

Only 24 hours of life

“Life is far too important (a subject) to be taken too seriously.”

from http://www.craigsquotes.wordpress..com

SKYLINE REPORTS

Dicky returns home from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor told him he had only 24 hours of life.

In this situation, Dicky asks his wife to have sex. Of course she agrees.

After 6 hours Dicky tells her: “Honey, you know, I only have 18 hours of life. Do you think we could make love again ?” She agrees again.

Later when Dicky goes to bed, he looks at his watch and sees that now only 8 hours remain. Then he tells his wife: “Baby, please… do it again before I die”.

She replies: “Of course, my dear” and make love for the third time. Then the wife turns to one side and falls asleep. But Dicky was worried and still moving in bed, unable to sleep until he sees there are only four hours remaning.

He wakes up his wife: “Dear, I have only 4…

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