“You know when a writers in real trouble… when they start writing about writing.”
And once they start running creative writing courses, you know then they’re really deep in the smelly brown stuff.”
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
– Robert Benchley
What’s the difference between a writer and a family pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four…
or ONE starving writer munching on a carrot in his garret!